"Oh, sure, we tried to raise the big one up on sticks, too. We tried. But the tenants couldn't figure out how to work the buckets and the pulleys, and they kept tippin' themselves right out onto the cement floor. Complaining about seasickness if the wind got over three em-pee-aych, you know. Bunch of whiners. So we put it back down, and greased the poles on the little ones to keep the inspectors out, and things have quieted down a bit since. So, you know we don't take pets, right? You'll have to find someplace else for that iguana."

     

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